very minimal effort

When studying, law of diminishing returns and the pareto principle come to play!

no

All the time, there is no need for you to know at all.

10 out of 10

That girl she’s so hot Oh my god Unbelievable. Can’t take my eyes off her this is ridiculous.

fleeting

As if the composer was in too much pain to draw the next note. And the irony of naming it “Happiness”.

it’s 2am,

all the guys that are online now are either watching porn with one hand on their dick or playing dota.

Anne Hathaway

She is sooo pretty, I bet her farts smell pretty.

chinese new year

I did not wish to do any visiting. I have no interest in people who do not remember my name, always gets my age wrong by 2 years, do not know which one is my mother, touch my hair and perhaps the worst of all, only give 2 dollar ang bao.

2 dollars? 2 DOLLARS? WTF IS THIS. MY SHIRT COSTS S$498 BITCH. WHAT IS 2 DOLLARS? WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO WITH 2 DOLLARS? BUY SOME BAR SOAP? I DO NOT SEE HOW THIS 2 DOLLARS WOULD BRING ME ANY LUCK. SCREW YOU!!!

it appears

That I have lost my funny bone.

surely

If I ever did you wrong I’d repay you with knowledge. I read a lot. I’m pretty fucking knowledgeable for my age. honest. I’m that cocky. Heh. Smug.

an apple is an apple

If you’re dumb i could give you a remote control to control the world and you wouldn’t know how to use it.

clearly,

I strongly believe that information and knowledge should be shared freely.  Only lousy people with very shallow minds withhold what little they have.

again and again

You are too good for me. You are too lousy to me. Both are the truth. Take it as it is. The simple fact that I tend to sway between the two in accordance to my emotions shows that I am still too young.

discovery wtf

Upon close observation all emotions in a broader sense are pointless.

But that is akin to saying I am right.

paradox

Death motivates me. Living forever wouldn’t. Which doesn’t make any sense really.

life is a chio bu

One day we will die, so let us be friends and make merry. Let’s not care if we died, we are already very happy to have lived.